Amy Bouzaglo, Amanda Bossingham & Crazy Amy B, What Do They Have In Common?

May 15, 2013 in Measure Your Garbage, Restaurant Reviews

Amy Bouzaglo, Amanda Bossingham & Crazy Amy B; what do they have in common? Not sure if they’re the same person but I do know they all scare the living shit out of me!

I just watched a video of  a recent episode of Chef Gordon Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares and I couldn’t believe what I was seeing. A fly landed on my lower lip because I was so awe stricken. My mouth hung open for twenty minutes owhile watching the horrible train wreck the owners of Amy’s Baking Company were displaying. Check out this video, form your own opinion and we’ll get together after the following presentation… ENJOY!

Now that’s just act one-of-two ladies and gentlemen. I love how she claims to speak “Cat”. Do you think she teaches classes at the local YMCA? My Tortoiseshell Cat, Frankenstein, may have a catnip addiction and needs counseling.

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Oh! and how in the world could I forget the lovely customer service?

  • Prompt service!
  • Cordial!
  • Courteous!
  • Delicious!
  • Friendly even, wouldn’t you say?

That blogger was just being a big meanie right people!? Surely Crazy Amy B isn’t THAT crazy is she?

Wait…That reminds me of a little diddy I used to sing as a kid (besides whistling the Andy Griffith Show & CandyLand theme songs while walking down the hallways of my school)

“Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair.

So Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn’t so fuzzy was he”?

(most likely there was more to that but I didn’t Double-Dutch-Jump rope much as a preteen. Now? It’s a Completely different story. I’m a Double-Dutchin’-Ninja! Watch out Sharon Draper I’m comin’ for ya!)

But Amy Bouzaglo’s YELP account was hacked right? Just like her Facebook account. There is absolutely no way she would have treated a customer that way.

On to part two of the culinary abortion I’d like to call, “Pop Rocks Meets Cola”…

EXCELLENT!! Old dude’s a gangster, SWEET! Maybe that explains the rumors floating around about his wife, Amy Bouzaglo, and how she may have been arrested for felony fraud and identity theft under the name Amanda Bossingham. Nothing like getting a new identity by marrying a self-proclaimed gangster/playboy after 5 months of dating who’s at least 20 years older than you, dropped one million dollars into a restaurant for his new squeeze and yells at customers like a thug. Nothing wrong with that scenario kids…

Amy/Amanda and her tough grandfather, I mean husband, should measure their garbage. How in the world can someone watch themselves act like that on national TV and then call followers, who are commenting on their Facebook fan page, names and throw such delusional rhetoric around.

Amy Bouzaglo, Amanda Bossingham & Crazy Amy B, What Do They Have In Common? They don’t know how to use social media. It will most likely crush their business unless they open a themed restaurant. Something along the lines of, Restaurant Horror Experience! We’ll yell at you until you shit your pants!

I hope things go much better for you in the future Amy Bouzaglo, you’ll need it…

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I Talk Cat

This is Theo signing out!

UPDATE!!

I just looked over their personal Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/samyamy.bouzaglo

check out the image they have posted twice…

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and if you look at the pic they shared the link LMFAO!!